Cloverdale vs McMartin

I for one will not get over the trauma of my weekend in Cloverdale. I am still having odd flash backs and I'm sure that someone pulled a McMartin Preschool me (a Virgina or Bucky either way it still burns). The flash backs have something to do with two hote messy trannies (Andrew and Matt Duke) walking on me with high heels wearing large Victorian collars only after Darin and Roger did their make-up and hair. There was also Chant, Davey, Jim and Ashley acting like New Kids on The Block signing something about corn holing to the tune of "tea for two" while Will, Gabe, Andy, and Diego floated over my head on a green puffy cloud shaped like an ear. While this was all going on I could see Matt Peeler and Don cleaning and doing dishes. There was also something going on with George Tucci, Peggy Marshall, and Traci Lords. I'm almost certain that Shannon was there too wearing red and holding a pitchfork. I have called Child Protective Services, AA & NA and given names and numbers. They should be expecting a call any time now. You sinners who violated my youth should be prepared to give a DNA sample and I suggest all involved should go to your local priest and ask for forgiveness for whatever it was that you did to me in my sleep.

And by the way, it was a blast and we "set it off, Ricky"

This is dedicated to my hand picked family who picked me. I am sure that life does not get much better then spending time with you. I love you each and everyone the new Mrs. Morris, My Pooh, Wilma or HTM, Space Docker, Pimp Daddy, Genie, and I need to make up names for the rest :)